Awkward Fangirl Letter To Eau de Toilette and Eau de Cologne
’Cause ain’t nobody dope as you
Dear Prince and Princesses of knock offs,
You are inspired and an inspiration. The epitome of a high class imitator. Your 70% alcohol content has not prevented you from carrying an inappropriate price tag and we could care less. The season is upon us when you have your greatest influence. The aisles are filled with box sets and matching lotions galore and your elegance is flooding our social media timelines.
I finally decided I would no longer struggle against your existence because, alas, I am tired of Bath and Body Works and your bottles are much prettier. This year marks my attempt to use you as my hand sanitizer replacement. After all, you disappear quickly like Cinderella at the ball and you’re as delightful and unexpected as Andre 3000’s new flute album.
With nescient bliss,
Awkward Fan Girl
